Released: Nov 01st, 1992
Running Time: 60
Director: Bruce Seven
Company: Bruce Seven Productions
Cast: Suzie Matthews, Bambi Love, Summer Cummings, Bruce Seven, John Stagliano
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
While the title sounds like a TV sitcom from the 50's, you better believe the content is no laughing matter.
Then again, tell it to the performers. At different times during the course of this little corporal punishment playlet, someone in the cast is on the verge of cracking up, including Bruce Seven. The camera cuts away judiciously while, I presume, Mister Blister is off losing his lunch somewhere, even though he tries his damnedest at being a poster boy for male menopause.
The only stoic seems to be John Stagliano, whose application of "torture" techniques to Bambi certainly belies his "hail, Buttfellow, well met" screen persona. Stagliano, who's obviously serious about what he's doing, runs Bambi through the gauntlet of tit biting and ass torture. To say the least, this sequence is not comfortable to watch.
The plot is simple. Bambi's a klutz. She keeps spilling things all over Seven and gets punished. Some of the slapstick borders on the Three Stooges with Bambi getting strung up like a guest side of beef at a Ross Perot barbecue every time she screws up.
Lithesome blonde Suzie Matthews is also along for the obligatory dance sequence and also manages to get strung up. Blonde cutiepie Summer Cummings has changed her hairdo and gets strung up, too, though I can't say whether one fact has any bearing on the other.
Skin crawling action at its best; Bambi certainly earns her money with this one.