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Released: Nov 01st, 1992
Running Time: 90
Director: Bobby Hollander
Company: LBO Entertainment
Cast: Greta Carlson, Busty Bell, Teri Diver, Rachel Robbins, Flame
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Judging from the first two volumes of this new series, I was wondering how long it would take before the solo girl/masturbation concept broke the ice and got a dick in there. Exactly two-and-a-half volumes and nine-and-a-half sex scenes later when Teri Diver takes the high, hard one. It couldn't come too soon, because though Hollywood Teasers features some glamorous women, it fails on a couple of fronts. The tease isn't teasing enough and the masturbation is like watching your uncle get fitted for a new bowling ball.
Kim Kelly, whom astute video watchers will recognize as Kera, a cult favorite of custom video fans, shows off her wondrous, cream-lathered melons, but damnit, someone forgot that she's as equally breathtaking from the waist down. Though heavier of frame, Kelly/Kera bears a striking resemblance to the late Megan Leigh.
Flame adopts a totally different persona, looking like a trash diva with gussied-up hair and heavy applique. She looks very different from the way you're used to seeing her, and it's not a bad look at all. Flame takes one of those huge "corn-on-the-cob" dildoes up her puss in her turn on camera.
The aforementioned Diver puts on garter belts and stockings like she's ready to go to war on the lingerie battlefields of Melrose. Teri, as I said, takes on a dick, albeit an anonymous one in her stint.
Busty Brittany, a blonde of no small stature, when it comes to chest, spends most of her vignette on a bed in some cramped, unflattering poses.
Volume 4 features Melissa Mounds and she looks really great letting it all hang out, in a white outfit. By contrast, Greta Carlson in black with matching hat, is dressed up for a Mafia don's funeral as she sticks what looks like a hair drver up her wazoo to complete the visual package.
Rachel Robbins' tease stint comes as close to the spirit that this series might hope to convey, but it's only one segment out of eight that seems to be anywhere on the money. In the finale, a pair of hands from nowhere works Busty Bell's tits as she masturbates with her own digits. A little levity goes a long way here.