In this compilation-style tape, sort of a "Pro-Am Touch-Oneself Tourney," we quickly learn that, while there may be more than one "right" way for a girl to reach autoerotic ecstasy, some ways are an awful lot more entertaining to watch than some others. Holly does it with dildos and anal-balls (incendiary); Kassi does it with a safety-pin (very, very hot); both Rebecca and Heather prefer the standard vibe (hot and warm, respectively): Rose is a hands-on type (lukewarm); and Leilani employs the industrial-strength "Obi-Wan Kenobi" vibe (with an interest level of "wake me when it's over").

The girls are attractive enough, the action nonstop, and its theme so ingenious, it's difficult not to like SGM #5, but there's something insincere about the whole affair — a wink-wink, nudge-nudge subtext — that ultimately left me a little cold. In a nut-shell, some of these girls need to learn what every married woman knows: If they're going to fake an orgasm, do it convincingly.