Released: Nov 01st, 1992
Running Time: 60
Director: Matt Ferro
Company: Penthouse Video
Cast: Jean Carew, Sheri Esslinger, Seymoore, Monique Gabrielle, Janine Lindemulder, Tonya Poole, Julie Strain, Randi Jones, Shannon Cummings, Pam Colburn, Julie Smith, Sonya (I), Mimi Fallace, Michelle Gagnon
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Ready to Ride is a "tough chick" tape that asks the musical question: can a woman in leather panties be as sexually winsome as Rocky Marciano?
Well, I guess the answer all depends on the size of your knuckles and which way you're looking up from the canvass. The women in this visual paean to bikes, bras and bashing are longhaired, lethally gorgeous— take no shit kind of creatures, and the skits contained herein are choreographed pretty much with the idea that these babes own the town, whichever town they're in.
Taking the boy meets girl, girl slugs boy concept to its romantic extremes, we segue into the old, car-in-trouble on the side of the road sketch. The male motorist is accosted and roughed up by three leather babes who look like they stepped out of a Mad Max flick. Then, a copulating couple is harrassed by the babes who take, not the guy, but his girlfriend for war booty. Our lovelies then proceed into a biker bar where they kick some ass.
Not all the segments keep in theme, however. There's a scene that takes place in a bar where two girlfriends, bored with their dates, decide to liven things up by taking it off. Well, they don't take it all off which is a cryin' shame considering they're the two best looking females in this extravaganza.
A leatherette hippy in garlands shares some pastoral love with her boyfriend. A garage mechanic gets to work out on a cycle with a ghostly Marilyn lookalike, and probably the best vignette in the collection features a woman who dreams that she's being taken in a manly way by some biker guys.
The action and music is a little hard riding and intimidating for those expecting more genteel boy/girl physical matchups, but the women are the cream of the glamor crop. Look for pornstress Tiffany Mynx somewhere in this ensemble.