Released: Jun 01st, 1988
Running Time: 75
Director: Bill Blackman
Company: Venus 99
Cast: Buddy Love, Chelsea Dallas, Sabrina Jurgens, Danielle Martin, Randy West, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AA
Since it's not William Holden face down in a pool (Sunset Boulevard), but Ron Jeremy in a Jacuzzi, Casing The Crack works on the premise there's comedy-murder-sex tonight. In flashback fashion we're provided a number of sexually overactive suspects who had motives for pulling the plug on Vinnie Schwartz (Jeremy), not the least of reasons being his lame sense of humor. Danielle plays his wife so that either makes her a prime suspect or nominee for the Mother Theresa award.
Perhaps anticipating the viewer, Jeremy at one point warns not to use the fast forward button or risk missing the vital clues. About the closest this murder plot will be to a parlor board game is the spelling."Clue" it's not. Sabrina Jurgens is the newest addition to the Bill Blackman parade of starlets. She's cute with an Angela Baron speakalike voice.