Released: Nov 01st, 1990
Running Time: 80
Director: Scotty Fox
Company: Moonlight Entertainment
Cast: Joey Silvera, Peter North, Mike Horner, Patricia Kennedy, Randy Spears, Jeanna Fine
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
When starship crew member Devon Shire questions Dr. MacJoy (Joey Silvera) why he insists on giving her daily orifice examinations, he screams, "I'm a doctor, not a calendar!" Maybe Joey and the producers should have looked at one. Because even with a very funny script, which this is, sci-fi parodies are chancey commodities in this biz, and Star Trek turns, even good ones, show some crow's feet around the eyes even Retin A can't airbrush out.
Be that as it may, Randy Spears has the Kirkisms down to stutter-start perfection as the crew, armed with more fart jokes than Blazing Saddles lands on the planet Uranus. Their mission: to make the planet inhabited by the Asshole People, a non-union sweat shop, but first, deal with the Dingons. A perilous venture if ever there was one.
The visuals pretty much hold the fort thanks to a convincing set, and Mike Horner's Mr. Sperm character, complete with animated ears that get sexually stimulated. Jeanna Fine looks great as queen of the Asshole, and the featured sexual performance, which elicits tremendous heat, is her one on one with Spears. Don't let that, "what, another Sci-Fi video" way of thinking get in your way of stocking an entertaining and erotic adult feature.