A boatful of guys meet a boatful of girls, and it's drop the anchor time at some remote port of call that looks like volcanic upchuck. The "boy meets girl on the low seas" theme showcases the pairing of Barbie Dahl and Ray Victory. In between his several stud gigs, Victory recoups, fishes and laughs while the female cast sallies around a pile of rocks trying to figure out why the hell they're wearing high heels. Based on what I see here, the smart money is on newcomer Nikki Cherry who not only is a hot performer but can handle hazardous high heel assignments. Aside from that, Full Metal Bikini gets bogged down.