Released: Apr 01st, 1987
Running Time: 75
Director: Nelson (I)
Distribution Companies: High Class Productions
Cast: Sade, Viper (I), Ron Jeremy, Greg Derek, Scott Irish, Peter North, Careena Collins, Gail Force, Melissa (I), Marc Wallice, Shelley Sand
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Unbelievable! I can't remember the last time I saw a shot-on-video feature with this kind of technical quality. I mean, Nelson and his crew (I'm assuming Nelson's a man) work fast, but they really know what they're doing. The camera positioning, lighting, audio quality and editing are all nearly perfect. Special mention goes to editor Paul Lagusto for a completely professional finished product that contains not a single idiotic jump cut in which couples assume brand new sexual positions without moving.
No, in this one they move, particularly Careena Collins, who smokes, smolders and burns. The very sexy Gail Force is right behind her in passion points, but their act is almost topped by the muscular black bombshell Sade, who brings as much energy to a double dong as she does to a man.
Even the very simple and basic script is good, with a light sprinkling of humor throughout, and a plot that, though featherweight, is at least a self-contained whole. Careena, Gail, Peter North and a bunch of friends are high-class car thieves. Ron Jeremy, Scott Irish and Sade are cops hot on their trail, closing in for the big bust. That's it, but that's all this bunch needs, with everybody handling their lines like it's a take and not a rehearsal, for a change.
About the only thing I could ask for is more interplay among the women; this is a very hetero production. But, to borrow a punch line from an old joke, let's not quibble over an inch. Fast Girls is what great shot-on-video features are all about.