Released: Apr 01st, 1987
Running Time: 80
Director: Vincent Rossi
Company: Dreamland Home Video
Cast: Wayne Stevens, Paige Reynolds, Breezy Lane, Buck Adams, Darrin Blue, Viper (I), Janette Littledove, Tiffany Blake
Critical Rating: AA
Well kids, I'm sitting here sweating and gnashing my teeth with everybody else while we all finish watching this new sexvid Satania, and you know what? The videos down here are just like the ones back on Earth: sloppy editing, harsh lighting and choppy or inaudible soundtracks, not to mention the plots.
But they do have some quality stuff down here, like this Janette Littledove character. You don't see many bodies like this back on Earth! And when she finally gets it tuned up, like she does with real-life husband Buck Adams at the end of this one, it's worth the wait.
Breezy Lane and Tiffany Blake turn in good erotic performances also, and this tattooed Viper as a lesbian lover with strapped-on hardware looks pretty dangerous to me.
Adams, on the other hand, seems a little lost mugging his way through this one, but who cares? The sex isn't half bad and the plot moves fast. These performers have probably made newer videos and forgotten this one already, so why shouldn't I? See you back on Earth.