Released: Apr 01st, 1987
Running Time: 75
Director: Lefty Ed
Company: Venus 99
Cast: Brittany Bardot, Bunny Bleu, Buffy Davis, Blake Palmer, Randy West, Jennifer Knox
Critical Rating: A 1/2
For those of you who are either unacquainted with college slang or (like me) starting to forget, a "cram session" is what someone who's unprepared for an upcoming project hastily does the night before that project is due. That may well describe the production of this uninspired feature.
Take some actresses, set them by a poolside and have them talk briefly about classes (I assume this is supposed to be a college pool, but it's scarcely bigger than the backyard variety), and then have Bunny Bleu bemoan the fact that she's still a virgin. After various couplings between students, faculty and a pool man, Bunny gets her chance and now isn't a virgin. End of story.
From an erotic standpoint, the cast members are simply spinning their wheels. There's a nice poolside session between Brittany Bardot and Randy West, plus a well-handled three-way encounter, but the lack of enthusiasm is matched by the cheapness of the two sets. And while she may be good in certain other roles (and has been), Ms. Bleu's ingénue-like lines of "I've never done this before" are the least convincing since Oliver North. This is definitely one time when "cramming" didn't take the place of hard work and studying.