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Released: Apr 01st, 1987
Running Time: 85
Director: Robert McCallum
Distribution Companies: High Class Productions
Cast: Tony Montana, Sheena Home, Elle Rio, Nina Hartley, Penny Morgan, Krista Lane
Critical Rating: AAA
Maybe it's the guacamoles. Maybe it's the dialog. How can you top: "Shoddup! You beeches are copteeves;" "You're not preesoners, you're just payink a leetle veesit," or "sedda kameera on audomateek."
If anything, Two To Tango sets new parameters on terrorist tactics. Nina Hartley, Sheena Home and Penny Morgan are abducted by a quartet of revolutionaries, who plan to subject the ladies to a multitude of sexual indignities and have Elle Rio videocam it in order to get blackmail money from the trio's parents. Tony Montana (where's Blondi?) threatens to violate Hartley with his equipment. She giggles and says, "what the hell, you're cute" (do you get the idea things aren't going as planned?). Morgan is involved in a nice little scene, and gets my vote as the captive I'd most like to conduct a strip search with.
But the girls' families aren't cooperating, and the revolution comes to a quick end. But not before we see some relatives in hot action. Hartley's "sister" Keisha is too busy with Francois Papillon to worry about a ransom, and the scene between Morgan's aunt (Tanya Fox) and telephone repairman Steve Drake is one of the hottest I've ever seen!
The story itself isn't much, and I still don't know what the title means. But the video quality is excellent, and really highlights the steamy action in this sexvid.