Released: Apr 01st, 1987
Running Time: 70
Director: Gregory Brown
Company: Magnum Entertainment
Cast: Blondi, Michelle Bauer, Andrew Nichols, Lois Ayres, Teri Lynn Peake, Jack Baker
Critical Rating: AAA
Ugly George meets Geraldo Rivera in the guise of Farley Buxton (Andrew (Cafe Flesh) Nichols), a lecherous newscaster searching Hollywood for the perfect pair of breasts. With his trusty microphone in one hand and a bosom-measuring contraption called the "Mam-O-Meter" in the other, Farley dupes a number of gorgeous femmes into exposing their bods for the delight of the audience . . . and himself.
The cast is comprised of an interesting mix of porn veterans and models. XXX stars Lois Ayres and Blondi make appearances, along with models Teri Lynn Peake and Michelle Bauer. And porno character actor Jack Baker turns in a funny cameo as a leading "mamologist."
In Search of the Perfect "10" is a seemingly low-budget softcore production, with a premise that's appropriately suited to its limitations. We follow Farley with a shaky hand-held camera as he greets stacked women at swimming pools, in alleyways, on street corners and in a doctor's office. Once he persuades them to drop their shirts, he goes to work scanning the specimens with his Mam-O-Meter. Of course, he doesn't find the ever-elusive "perfect 10" until the end, but it's those 8.9s, 9.2s and 9.9s that make the tape a particular delight for softcore mavens and boobie fetishists in particular.