Released: Mar 01st, 1990
Running Time: 80
Director: Scotty Fox
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Raven Richards, Eric Price, Lauren Hall, Gregor Samsa, Kimberly Kane, Randy West, Brittany (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Finally an adult feature which tackles one of the country's great problems – namely, strange stuff in the ground from nearby military testing which causes food grown in contaminated soil to have pronounced effects upon those eating it. Like, growing breasts ready to burst.
Naturally, ladies in such a predicament can't be expected to keep tight clothes on for very long.
Over the hill is the local Air Force base with a grumpy sergeant who wants the girls evicted for general naughtiness. He sends four of his best men to get proof of the girls' immoral activities. The brave volunteers are soon entrenched in action, and know how to put a jeep to good use. Very good sex scenes all the way.
The overall production quality is good, highlighted by an energetic volley ball game. The title comes from a scene where Randy West tenderly quote some lyrics from West Side Story's "Somewhere." It may be dumb, but he didn't ruin an enjoyable video by singing.