Tit Tales

Released: Mar 01st, 1990
Running Time: 85
Director: Loretta Sterling
Company: Filmco
Cast: Peter North, Eric Edwards, Trinity Loren, Liza Cruz, Cassandra (I), Nikki King, Susie Bartlett, Kim Alexis, Jessica Bogart, Jerry Butler, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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After a splendidly weird opening mime sequence in which ?Trinity Loren plays a street corner hooker to the theme-over from A Clockwork Orange, Tit Tales takes the patently safe and ordinary road from there on in. But it's a decent feature.

Just to show you how important a good script can be, Loren serves as a hostess for a bunch of (newly shot) sex scenes. She mugs dryly into the camera much the way she did in Personal Touch IV – not so much a guffaw, unfortunately. The scenes she co-presents with Bartlett (of course, they have sex together) are of the fast paced, pick your favorite variety. The other interesting thing of note is a set backdrop of stars, moons and planets like Proctor and Gamble used to use on its old soap powder boxes. Something subliminal, here? You'll find a scene or two, you'll like, I'm sure. Loren's tits on the box will help attract the tit men to your audience.