Have I Got A Girl For You

Released: Jan 01st, 1990
Running Time: 72
Director: Kevin Hencinski
Company: Video Exclusives
Cast: Fifi Bardot, Penny Lane, Chaz (I), Steve Austin, Scarlet LaRue, Dizzy Blond
Critical Rating: A 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: A 1/2

And that "girl" is Fifi Bardot, the only reason to check out this run-of-the mill entry. Fifi attends a party at which Gregor Samsa casts a spell that gets the ladies horny in a La Ronde series of encounters. People go through the motions, read their lines (or in the case of Chaz and Dizzy Blonde, drone their lines), but the only heat generated is by Miss Bardot. As for Steve Austin and Mr. Samsa they should learn their craft or find another business.