The Return Of Indiana Joan

Released: Jul 01st, 1989
Running Time: 80
Director: Vince Benedetti
Company: Carousel Video
Cast: Stormi, Randy Paul, Aurora (I), Melissa Murray, Porsche Lynn, Rick Savage, Martin Taylor, David Morris, Peter Lawrence
Critical Rating: A 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Indiana Joan (Porsche Lynn), back for another adventure, is in the middle of getting desk-banged by Rick Savage when she's beamed up by a passing space ship (huh?) -- for more sex. Then David Morris tells Melissa Murray, that Indiana needs him to go on a treasure hunt whereupon he starts groping for Murray's lost grail. So far, the sex scenes are coming as frequent and non-stop as UHF-TV movie commercials. Then, bingo, Morris and Lynn are in Egypt (presumably), and drop into a temple -- literally -- where everyone dresses like Phyllis Diller.  Captured, Lynn sucks her way to escape through a bunch of Eddie Murphy-clone temple guards. Lynn evidently needed the money to do this one; make it Joan's last crusade. Nice packaging.