Released: Oct 01st, 1989
Running Time: 80, 85
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Parliament Video
Cast: Joey Silvera, Diedre Holland, Jon Dough, Randy West, Alice Springs, Sheila Kelly
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
True Blue and Phone Sex Girls: Australia contain both disappointments and delights. Good news first. The locations are genuine, picturesque in their own right, and downright stunning compared to the bland Los Angeles valleys and hot tubs that serve as background for most adult vids. Secondly, the women are equally stunning. More importantly, they shine with a healthy, natural glow. Gone are the California bimbos in hot pants and gloppy make-up.
The disappointments come during the phone sex. Just the usual five scenes – guy goes down on girl, she does him, then they hump for ten minutes. Add fluffy dialogue to break it up.
Come on, gentlemen! Here’s the perfect opportunity, and you blew it. Australia… land of beauty, land of mystery, land of… phone sex? Jeez. True Blue fares better, as the action is opened up to a ranch in the outback. Randy West is an American farmer assisted by four gorgeous Aussie farmhands. When his brothers fly down to lend him a hand, sparks fly with the man-hungry women.
Marshall Dylan captures the settings perfectly with his handsome videography, but the real attractions are the earthy farmhands. Diedre Holland is a particular standout. Although she gets second billing in True Blue, she takes center stage in a three-way barnyard spree, and a tender sapphoistic melter. Keep your eye on this gal.
Both features are worth a look if you’re tired of the same old female faces, but Phone Sex Girls would have been much more tolerable if the sex were better.