Released: Oct 01st, 1987
Running Time: 81
Cast: Amber Lynn, Porsche Lynn, Blondi, Randy West, Candie Evans, Mike DeMarco, Barbii, Eric Edwards
Critical Rating: AAA
With one of the best-looking films in years (and a great-looking cast), it's a wonder that director Svetlana, making her first film in years, decided to attempt plot development. From a story standpoint, Miami Spice is a mish-mash of jumbled jargon...something about a couple of Miami detectives breaking a drug ring. Forget it. Don't try.
So let's get to the meat. Hot sex. Filmed in luscious color and shot and edited like a regular movie. What's that, you ask? Film? Yes. F.I.L.M. Shot on film. Not on video. Not in five minutes. Not in one day, either. Also, not in California, but in Florida. With real cars on real streets with real people. They just can't act, that's all.
Danielle who rarely appears in an adult production anymore, looks ravishing here. This blonde, slutty-looking doll seduces a strawberry, then Randy West in the film's hottest moments. When West refers to his penis as "a mean, lean love machine," you'll probably lower the sound. But don't take your eyes off this sweaty sequence (even if there's no love here, couple's film fans).
Along with Danielle, Amber Lynn looks fabulous in Miami Spice, as she and Sheri St. Clair grab West at the pool for some sun scorching water sports. The diving board finds new uses as Svetlana captures the hot action both on top and under the water. Later, Lynn and St. Clair do each other, and we see Candie Evans in action with Eric Edwards in another great stint.
The "story" eventually graduates to West's home for the party/finale, where you'll get glimpses of the stars mentioned in the heading. Not enough of Blondi and Janette Littledove, but how much do you expect in one movie? If you're looking for great plot, forget it. But, sexually, Miami Spice sizzles. With beautiful production values, this is a film (that's right F.I.L.M.) that is definitely worth a look.