The adult video buying public, such as it is, is such a mixed up bag of emotions and perceptions that not one single product will please across the board. And such is the reaction I encounter from time to time on collections such as these.
One hardcore, fast action sex fan gave me his generic review simply by looking at the contents of the Monumental Knockers series. “It stinks,” was his learned survey. (A lot of these loops are the old penny arcade/softcore variety, shot on 8mm or 16mm, and won’t please the raincoater.) He’s entitled to his opinion, and he’s wrong! But that’s my opinion.
I’m particularly delighted when a company such as Vidco puts money, time and effort behind a product that’s apart from its normal product line. Here, they’ve put together a package of some ancient, some new tit queen footage. Quality-wise, it’s what you’d expect from a topnotch adult video manufacturer. Contents-wise, someone should have done a little more homework and have been a little more precise in describing the contents.
For instance, Volume 2 hosted by a poolside stripping Sharon Kane, features a classic Virgina Bell take ‘em off that’s titled merely as “What A Pair.” What a sin that the true collector might overlook this volume for lack of that knowledge. It makes this tape a must see! Unfortunately, the series fails to maintain consistency in its dollop of treasures. Volume 4 is wearisome and, at times, frightening. What a contrast to sleek hostess Gail Force to see a collection of mamas that look like Sumo wrestlers in drag.
Monumental Knockers is a professionally turned out piece of merchandise. The box covers are well-produced and the hostess intros highly erotic. But there’s enough classic glamour footage that’s rarely seen and should be compiled, than resorting to some tossaway rocky titty horror show.