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Friday The 13th

Released: Nov 01st, 1987
Running Time: 89
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: Vidco
Cast: Amber Lynn, Joey Silvera, Nina Hartley, Paul Thomas, Alena Ferrari, Nikki Knights
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

It's obvious that Jason from the Friday The 13th serifs took one too many shots to the goalie mask. He's currently residing in the Nether World amidst dry ice visual effects and cutting out paper dolls.

But since we never saw Jason without his mask, we have to take it on word that he looks like Paul Thomas. And since paper dolls for eternity can be as unexciting a prospect as watching Judge Bork's beard grow, Jason takes to debate with fellow Devil In Miss Jones spirit, Justine (Amber Lynn). Who can corrupt people better? The argument rages on.

Jason tries his luck with about-to-be-married Alena Ferrari in some searing bedroom chemistry. Then Justine plays can you top this setting up an illicit arms and bedroom deal between the president {John Leslie) and everyone's favorite contra, Nikki Knights who looks like she shops in some chic urban guerrilla fashion shop. But Jason goads Justine about her corruptions having "no class."

So, Jimmy Braggart (Joey Silvera), the Salvationist, joins the ranks of the tarnished in a double keester Easter service as he falls to the anal beckon of a "blind communist with cancer" (Paula Winter) and his gracious assistant Luwanda. Not to be one upped by Justine, Jason works on the ultimate challenge, anti-porn hating feminist, Andrea Dwarkin (Nina Hartley) and turns her into a raving boxer shorts chasing lunatic.

Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning is a fresh, funny, well-paced and sex-filled video with caustically entertaining dialogue that pops in your ear. The sex scenes are the way they should be choreographed -teasing and enticing. Oh, and hot, too.


 

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Vidco
Amber Lynn
Joey Silvera
Nina Hartley
Paul Thomas
Alena Ferrari
Nikki Knights
F J Lincoln

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