Released: Jul 01st, 1987
Running Time: 80
Company: Visual Entertainment Productions
Cast: Barbara Streisand, Marilyn Monroe, Chuck Connors, Shauna Grant, Wade Nichols, Sylvester Stallone, Jayne Mansfield
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
I feel like I’m rifling through someone’s dirty laundry. I feel like some cut-rate gumshoe sneaking peeks through no-tell motel keyholes. Actually, I like that feeling.
Put away Gary, Jim, Tammy and Jessica for the time being. Visual Entertainment Productions has put together a juicy pornocopia of vault vintage sleaze with some very famous names caught with their pants down. Some of the news may be old hat to true gossip mongers, but Sex Scandals is definitely worth a look in party circles.
Speaking of parties, Sly Stallone attends one in Night At Kitty and Stud’s – a real stinker that he did early on in his career for pocket change. It’s been reissued as the Italian Stallion to capitalize on Rocky. Sly goes through some almost graphic sexual paces and displays an acting ability to follow him later in Rambo. Judging by some of the crotch scenes, we can see where Lords Of Flatbush came from.
But, the clip that may raise eyebrows is a bit that sure as the dickens looks like Barbara Streisand warbling a tune you may have never heard before, “Mammaries of the faces on our behinds.…” It’s real hand crank camera vintage fellatio. Is it Ms. Streisand? You decide.
If we are to believe what we see, then Chuck “Rifleman” Connors apparently did more than westerns. Harkening back to the old days before he was an actor, Chuck was a struggling first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers. He never could handle the low ball on the inside. This film excerpt with a “serviceman,” though bleached and fuzzy, gives us some insights why.
Marilyn Monroe, when she was “Goodbye” Norma Jean Baker, did a number of “girlie” shorts, the most famous being: “Apples, Knockers and Coke.” Just posing naked and cute here. The clip of Jayne Mansfield is hardly descriptive of her early career where she, like Monroe, did strip films. What we have are bathtub scenes from Promises, Promises, a fairly crummy ‘60’s movie. However, Mansfield’s death is a bizarre, Hollywood curiosity piece, likewise the deaths of Shauna Grant and Wade Nichols. And it’s no secret they were in adult pictures, both succumbed to the “excesses” of their profession.
This tape, a real curiosity, surely will be controversial… and a big seller on the “unique” video circle!