Someone in the adult industry is going to have a real bird. Story has it there's an actual, major production afoot, most of which is built around a crystal cock and its supposed mystical sexual powers.

Then along comes Anal Annie (Nina Hartley) in this feature, an invitee to an all-girl cockaware party. Annie gets things on a roll by whipping out her magic dildo, a big bird of crystal plumage, no less. So much for a good idea.

Whether or not its powers are truly mystical, I'm sure, can only be attested to by a woman (I'd hate to be the guy to find out). But when the girls get the bird, there are bountiful "Oh yeah, baby ... I feel so good . . . you make me so wet . . . Oh baby, oh yeah." Too many of them, in fact. There are so many repetitive sequences in this tape, that tighter editing would have reduced it to the length of a filter tip.

Beyond that, you may have a favorite lady in this frappe that would make the tape acquisition worthy. For lesbian lovers worldwide!