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Released: Jul 01st, 1987
Running Time: 80
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Dreamland Home Video
Cast: Tom Byron, Gayle Sterling, Gail Force, Ona, Melissa Melendez, Mike Horner, Scott Irish, Samantha Strong, Tiffany Storm, Marc Wallice, Joey Silvera, Lois Ayres
Critical Rating: AA
A bunch of interstellar sex criminals have escaped from a galactic penal colony, and beam themselves down to Earth in search of instant gratification. It’s up to Lois Ayres and the crew of the Starship Intercourse to beam them back up.
The scenario makes for some cute disappearing gags (no sooner does a guy see orgasmic stars, then his mystery date makes a magic instant exit leaving him holding the bacon), but the script strives too hard to be funny and comes up at least a light year short.
Too bad top-billed Samantha Strong appears in only one scene (a smoker with Marc Wallice). This woman is so centerfold perfect, I have to believe she was created by a bunch of depraved computer nerds at MIT. Had she had a big, juicy role in this story, Starship Intercourse would soar through hyperspace like Captain Kirk when he falls in love. As it is it’s not bad, and offers an awful lot of beautiful women, an almost complete story (by adult video standards) and some respectable, though repetitive attempts at humor.
The technical aspects of the tape never call attention to themselves, which is always a good sign (since when you notice things like lighting and editing, it’s almost always because they stink). And the spaceship interior set is good enough to double in a TV series. More Ms. Strong next time and less feeble comedy will put this concept in orbit.