Released: Dec 01st, 1986
Running Time: 75
Director: John Triola
Company: Video Team
Cast: Amber Lynn, Tom Byron, Don Fernando, Whitney Prince, Elle Rio, Casey OToole, Scott Irish, Angel Kelly, Tracey Adams
Critical Rating: AAA
Love Probe attempts to answer the age-old question, "Is that a rocket in your pocket?" According to the story, 12 generations ago, during the Libido Wars, most of the population was wiped out (they must have been living on Uranus) in a sexual frenzy. So, the survivors outlawed sex. Yet, there were still some primitive parts of the galaxy where sex was still practiced. And it was these primitives that Darvon the Magnificent and his Love Probe crew attempt to study. ("Yeah, that's the ticket, this is an educational video").
As Darvon and crew float around earth, they have the ability to watch individuals and even influence who their sexual partners will be (let me get my hands on that machine). Now, if you can get beyond this bogus plot and an awful-looking space ship, both of which are really minor to the enjoyment of this video, there's some great sex to be seen. And that's the main reason for giving this video such a good rating.
Tom Byron is awesome in his first scene with Amber Lynn, who also is great and very eager to let the Milky Way get all over her heavenly body. Even when he gets caught in the black hole of Whitney Prince, he ultimately licks this situation. (Great close-up shots throughout). Also, Tracy Adams and Angel Kelly give gravity-defying performances. Love Probe is a blast.