Yes, I know just what you're thinking... Leather And Lace (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Tie me to the icemaker. Get the wife. And settle back with a couple of six-spikes. Wrong. There's more leather in a pair of dimestore shoes than in this video. This is not even remotely a bondage film.

Leather And Lace is a collection of about ten short pieces, some featuring stars, some not. If this tape does have one advantage, it is the volume of sex you will see. If you like quantity, maybe this is for you. Each of the shorts is truly "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." No emotion. No excitement. If anyone asks you to watch Leather And Lace, tell them you're tied up.