Oh flash the finger, and smash my face in! Tao Productions, for years a leader in this particular genre, has come up with another catfighting spectacular.
This time around, four ladies are sitting daintily on settees, discussing the economics of the Yen. One of the gals, Sasha, is rather remote. She's lip reading War and Peace.Her aloofness isn't sitting well with the others who are beginning to feel the effects from a nearby decanter. When, from out of the blue, the Bitch begins making poignant comments about Sasha. Holly, always one to take up for the underdog challenges the mouthy one for Sasha's honor. It looks like we're going to have two out of three with no time limit.
In this corner, wearing a blouse by Calvin Klein, a skirt by Paisano and vocabulary by Truck Driver is Holly. The Bitch scoffs. She thinks Holly dresses like a bag lady and sets out to divest Holly of her accoutrements. What fun as these slinky femmes start ripping at each other's ensembles. The Tall Blonde makes caustic commentary throughout. Sasha occasionally looks up from her tome and licks her lips.
Word of caution: the girls are going at it full decibel level, so set your volume accordingly or else your neighbors will suspect your in the torture chamber business. Catfighting is way up on lady wrestling, oil bouts and food fights. The action is more real and intense, and, of course, the possibilities for bare skin more secure.
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Hollywood, CA 90028