Released: Jul 01st, 1987
Running Time: 85
Director: F J Lincoln
Cast: Blondi, Tracey Adams, Jeanna Fine, Tony Montana, Amber Lynn, Randy West, Buddy Love, Herschel Savage
Critical Rating: AAA
Right from the start there’s no question what this video is about, as Amber Lynn gets things rolling with a hot care phone conversation with one of her customers. (No wonder automobile accidents are on the increase. You need at least one hand on the wheel.) Lynn looks terrific, and her talents are by now a matter of record. But in this sexvid she has the best reason ever to give it all she’s got – money in her pocket.
From an entertainment viewpoint Amber Lynn’s Hotline 976 provides non-stop action in a well-produced and quite enjoyable package. A nd from a business marketing viewpoint, it’s nothing short of brilliant. The entire video is really little more than a very effective commercial for Amber’s various phone sex lines, a business she started last year. Each scene opens with someone calling in, while the phone numbers are repeated so many times even the brain dead have them ingrained on the insides of their skulls. And before you can say Visa or MasterCard, it’s off to the races!
All of the performers are attractive and in good shape, and despite the lack of plot, innovative techniques and/or new situations, approach their tasks with seemingly renewed commitment. And the video’s music, despite occasional strange effects, is surprisingly listenable. If you want plot and dialogue you’ll have to look elsewhere. But if you enjoy straight, hot sex then 976 comes heartily recommended.