I've thought about this a long time. And what it boils down to is this tape is just not erotic. It isn't that the women aren't sexy; Tamara Longley's resemblance to Sixties actress Nita Talbot in itself is enough to turn me on. But her sex scenes are poorly lit. Talk about white on white! Hand me my sunglasses! And here we have one of this tape's strangest features: while most scenes are filmed, almost all of the sex scenes are videotaped! It makes for a continuity problem.

And it doesn't stop there. In the first of this tape's two stories, the closest thing to a hero is a short, balding fat guy. And he doesn't even exactly get the girl! (I know it's confusing, but take my word for it. You don't want to know why.) Doesn't someone realize that not even short, balding far guys want to watch other short, balding fat guys get the girl? They (We!) want to watch good-looking guys get good-looking girls. This is not cinema verite! The only defense I can give this first half of the tape is that English-accented Alexandra Day is very cute, and does a reasonable imitation of a woman being laid by an invisible man. (There's I've told you the big secret!)

Part 2 is a real disaster. Only an all-too brief hot scene with Kim Carson makes this worth the energy of walking over to the VCR and slipping the tape in the slot. One can only agree with her lover, Jerry Butler, as he say, "Gee, you're better than a car." But why does she have purple lips when she's sucking him off??? Haven't these people heard of color correction? I am chagrined. Don't bother to rush out and rent this one!