Aw man. Did you ever wake up after just entering your second stage of R.E.M. sleep and feel disoriented from the spottiness of a vague dream? Well, that's what I felt like after watching Porsche Lynn get paddled, probed, and prodded by some of the most unattractive people I've seen since I had nightmares after eating anchovy pizza too close to bedtime.

Before I end up sounding like I hate this tape let me tell 'ya 'bout Porsche Lynn. This woman is hot! Not since the late-Seventies has porno so proudly given us a wanton woman. She puts her face in all the right places, never stopping to consider anything but the heat of the moment.