OK, so there are these suburban guys, you know?, like plumbers and fix-it men, OK?, and they all have gorgeous wives that are hot for sex, right?, but these guys are soooo lucky 'cuz even after they leave home they get lots of poontang servicing their neighbors' wives, OK? For sure.
Is there a word in the English language that describes the feeling of being subjected to an idea so completely absurd that you'd like to take a sawed-off shotgun and blast you TV set? Please tell me, because I don't get paid by the word and I must uphold my reputation for being a succinct kind of guy.
In any case, Hometown Honeys is actually a pretty good tape if you ignore the hows and get down to the who's. The cast is generally an attractive bunch, in that generic, interchangeable way. It doesn't matter much who is doing whom, because there is plenty of it.
Most of the females in Hometown Honeys are of the large-busted type, so there's an abundance of breast-humping going on (with the exception of Penny Morgan, who specializes in double penetration), and even some robust and very real spanking administered by Frank James.
Not to his discredit, this video is directed by none other than Ron Jeremy, who does know a bit about the ins and outs of the business. A small piece of advice, Ron: don't use the slow motion for each and every come shot; it's been done a zillion times before. Otherwise, not bad work, buddy!