Released: Jan 30th, 2004
Director: Bobby Hollander
Company: Visual Entertainment Productions
Cast: Crystal Lake, Shauna Grant, Ron Jeremy, Frank James, Desiree Lane, John Leslie, Amber Lynn, Pepper Mines, Karen Summer, Cody Nicole, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallace
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Celebrity Presents Celebrity, a best-of package from VHP's Centerfold Celebrities series, is a series of 12 nicely shot vignettes featuring a virtual who's who of porn. Of the all-sex variety, these clips feature no plots and, oohs and ahhs notwithstanding, no dialogue.
No ridiculous three little sentence plotlines here. You know:
"Hi, my name is Jim. Have you seen my black dog around here."
"Well, gee, I'm Sally. I haven't seen your doggy, but I'd sure like to see your . . ."
Instead, each featurette opens with a nice soundtrack and a soft fade-in to a sex scene "already in progress." There's something for everybody: hetero sex, girl/girl, threesomes, etc. The highlights include another glimpse at the lovely, always-to-be-remembered Shauna Grant, and the grand finale—a raunchy light bondage scene with Nick Random and Tantala.