Released: Jun 01st, 1986
Running Time: 86
Director: Jack Remy
Cast: Purple Passion, Herschel Savage, Bunny Bleu, Ron Jeremy, Jeannie Pepper, Heather Wayne
Critical Rating: A
I hate to put down something that another writer from this magazine is involved with. Ron, I do stuff for money, too, so I hope you don't take it personally.
This feature sounds great on the box. A couple of black hookers are hired by a candy company going out of business, with hopes that their sales techniques will save the company from filing for bankruptcy. But this is another one of those tapes where the packaging is better than what's inside. Chocolate Kisses, made with no sense of style or energy, is loaded with sex only because the rules say you have to have it in these kinds of features.
Y'know, an awful lot of mainstream movies are being made by ex-journalists these days. If Chocolate Kisses is all we have to look forward to from adult entertainment right now, I'd like to let all the XXX production companies that I'm available to start making feature films and tapes. Please contact me in care of AVN.