Who says there is nothing new under the sun? Probably the guy who dreamed up this turkey. Do no be mislead by the title, sports fans. This is not in any way based on the recent mainstream movie whose title is closely paralleled.

We have here six rather mundane sexcapades tied together by four ladies who sit around sipping coffee and discussing their sexual proclivities. Each recounts a real or fantasized affair, and then we watch it played out.

If I tell you that the most interesting scene in this tedium is where the voice of the director is heard saying "squeeze her t***, Steve," and instructing the cameraman to "focus," and instructing the girl to tell Steve what she wants him to do, you may get the idea you should skip this one.

One of these days, someone will make a porno flick that is so cheap, so awful, that it ruins the market. This one won't ruin the market, but things are getting worse. There's Labias to be lapped, and cunni to be lingused, but we are running out of ways to do it. And there ain't no new ideas here.