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Eatin' Alive

Released: Mar 01st, 1986
Running Time: 85
Director: J Angel Martini
Company: Red Light District
Cast: Taija Rae, George Payne, Melissa Melendez, Tracey Adams, Barbie Dahl
Critical Rating: A
Genre: Film

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Critical Rating: A

Eatin' Alive, certainly a tasty title, brings on visions of an airplane full of adult film performers crashing into the frozen antarctic and forced to "eat" each other in order to survive the bitter elements. (Ron Jeremy himself could easily feed a family of three!) Unfortunately, Eatin' Alive is nothing more than a catchy title for an awful adult film that features a ridiculous storyline and totally uninspired sex.

Taija Rae, the only true bright spot worth mentioning in Eatin' Alive, cohorts with a slimy character named Mr. Pink (Michael Knight) to lure unsuspecting airline passengers to their private bar in order to slip them sexually stimulating drinks. Why? I'm sorry, but this is never really determined. Don't worry, because by the end of this film, you'll be asking a better question.. who cares?

Eatin' Alive reminds me of the adult films that were quite common about ten years ago —dumb plots, lousy production values, repetitive camera shots, and one or two attractive girls surrounded by anyone who will shed their clothes for a hundred dollars. the opening sex scene in Eatin' Alive takes place in a toilet, and I must say that...

Well... the rest of the sex isn't too good either.


 

Related Content:

Red Light District
Taija Rae
George Payne
Melissa Melendez
Tracey Adams
Barbie Dahl
J Angel Martini

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