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Released: May 01st, 1986
Running Time: 88
Director: Drea (I)
Cast: Dino Alexander, Athena (I), Starr (I), Jessica Wylde, Cyndee Summers, Jessie Eastern, Nikki Satin, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: A 1/2
Garter Charter Tours is just one more video. It seems as if I’ve seen it all before – dull story, formula scenes, dumb dialogue and uninspired sex. The girls are young and pretty and the guys respond to them, but I find the whole production unerotic. The unoriginal “original” music begins to grate on one’s ears and the one or two running jokes – like calling Mr. Bonner “Boner” instead – wear thin after the first five or six times.
Ron Jeremy plays the part of the dumb mechanic who keeps the tour vans running. He has the running joke of asking for his pay so he can eat and thereby getting to eat every woman in sight. The clever plot revolves around that little piece of business and keeping Mr. Bonner, who is investing a claim against the company for mixing tours with sex, happy by serving him with some lovelies. The girls do their job – no more, no less.
Garter Charter Tours is doubly disappointing to me because it’s directed by a woman, and she shows no more sensitivity than the least liberated male sex-loop maker from the old 8mm days. She doesn’t even match the lingerie (white corset with black stockings). There is no sensuality or personality. The color, lighting, sound and editing are all right, but overall it’s just a ho-hum effort.