Released: Mar 01st, 1986
Running Time: 69
Director: William Whett
Company: Wet Video
Cast: Tom Byron, Patti Petite, Keli Richards, Kari Foxx, Dick Rambone, Mark Wallace, Lois Ayres, Heather Wayne
Critical Rating: AA
Well kiddies, the story of Rambone The Destroyer is pretty thin. These bad guys, lead by a real nasty woman, advertise that they are holding auditions for a national dance company. Surprise! It's really a front for a white slavery ring that sells girls to Arabs. Naturally, the girl they want most is Rambone's girlfriend. Rambone does come to save the day, but he doesn't get here until 53 minutes into this 69 minute movie.
What does go on until Rambone shows up is a lot of sex in various couplings, at various angels and with various sex toys. There's plenty of sex, most of it designed to shock nice, suburban sensibilities. But along the way, it loses its sexiness. Subsequently, what's supposed to be shocking just becomes "Road Runner" cartoon action.
This could have been an outstanding wall-to-wall sex tape and the video quality is superb. It starts out leading you to think that it's going to have a sense of humor and a point of view. Unfortunately, it quickly dissolves into just another shot-on-video effort that tries hard, but winds up getting it up, and not off.