Released: Aug 01st, 1985
Running Time: 87
Director: Scotty Fox
Cast: Athena Star, Bunny Bleu, Greg (Rocky) Rome, Rick Savage, Paul Thomas, Mindy Rae, Ricky Starr
Critical Rating: AAA
Director Scotty Fox and writer Raven Touchstone have combined to present Hot Merchandise, a parody of the Pink Panther movies series in which a valuable painting is stolen by a ring of art thieves.
Paul Thomas, who plays the bumbling inspector Piglet ("That's Pig-Lay"), should have received top billing on this feature. Thomas' imitation of the classic Peter Sellers role – complete with orchestrated clumsiness and a phony French accent – lends a touch of comedy to the story. Thomas' performance here is enormously better than in The Heartbreak Girl, in which the few lines he had were not handled that well.
This tape would be suitable for viewing by couples, as there are plenty of well-muscled, well-hung males for the women to watch, and the men have the beautiful bodies of Mindy Rae, Athena Star and Bunny Bleu to admire.
Bleu is really hot, first going heat to head with Rae in a kitchen lesbian/dildo scene, and then in a masturbation scene under the skillful guidance of Savage.
This is the second feature this reviewer has seen this month from AVC, and both have been of the highest video and audio, highlighting strong directing, acting and some really raunchy sex.
Hopefully this trend will continue.