Here's an idea that couldn't be more topical. The Three Stooges of porn publishing, Hugo, Bob and Larry (in a wheelchair, no less), offer a cool $1 million for the hottest celebrity sexual interview. So a few of their magazine's top guns, including a spunky receptionist, set out to scoop a special sexpose.

The search leads the ever-horny journalists to a starlet named Bo and a heavy metal rock band that would make Spinal Tap seem mellow. Perfect this ain't, as the staff members display their manly staffs, while the female cub reporter bares all.

At first, this well-shot video looks like it's headed toward AAAA territory: as Hugo totes his pipe and sips his cola, Bob plays with his gold chains and Larry acts like a Southern boor, we begin to smile at the right-on parody of view.

Then, as quick as you can say "Bob's leather pants," we're into the swarmy sexual antics of the reporters. They're pretty good – lots of new faces and flesh, accent on threesomes – but why drop the unique skinmag premise? A little more balance would have made a better all-around effort, even though none of the lovely ladies perform like virgins.

(Note: Hollywood Pink is packaged in a box with a scratch 'n sniff sticker. I don't want to give away the scent, but when was the last time you sniffed vanilla licorice lingerie?