Released: Nov 01st, 1985
Running Time: 90
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Western Visuals Video
Cast: Heather Wayne, Tom Byron, Stacey Donovan, Traci Lords, Jesse Eastern
Critical Rating: AAA
If you were a millionaire businessman Hannibal Magnets (Jesse Eastern), where would you hide your will? CLUE: What's long and hard and filled with semen (it's not a submarine either). Yes, Hannibal's wife (Stacey Donovan) and girlfriend each hire Tracy Dick (Traci Lords) and her perfectly nerdy side-kick (Tom Byron) to work undercover. You see, they come expecting that Magnets can never get back on the up and up. He is only interested in sports. A limp excuse. So they ask Tracy to produce the stiff. She does, and (what's this?), finds the will. CLUE: You know how writing on a balloon gets larger when it gets larger. Well . . . .
It is good seeing Traci Lords and Tom Byron playing characters that are a little out of their normal casting. They both reveal a fine sense of humor, making Tracy Dick a lot of fun. The title is catchy; the plot clever.
Sex in this video is both great and mediocre. For example, there is a sizzling two guy/one girl scene featuring Tom Byron, Tiffany Blake and Marshall Bradley. If you like girl-girl action, the tape contains some very good ones. Yet, there are times when the story slows down, when the sex becomes too repetitive and predictable. But Traci and Tom are so enjoyable, they make Tracy Dick entertaining. And, if nothing more, it's a switch watching Traci wearing a trenchcoat instead of wearing a trenchcoat to watch Traci.