Released: Oct 01st, 1985
Running Time: 84
Director: Bruce Seven
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Amber Lynn, Kevin James (I), Bionca (I), Herschel Savage, Ginger Lynn, Marc Wallace, Heather Wayne
Critical Rating: AA
Luckily for Ginger Lynn fans, Bruce Seven has taken over the helm of Vivid’s star vehicles. In The Poonies, Ginger gets real kinky – first pushing a half dozen little balls up newcomer Bionca’s rear, and then getting tied up and worked over by Sharon Mitchell in the grand finale poonie orgy.
Unfortunately for Ginger fans, she and her co-patriots show little acting ability during this feature, which is a stale, dumb take-off The Goonies, a less-than-mediocre film in itself. Combine that with subpar sound quality and very sloppy editing and you have a feature with hot sex that looks cheaper than it actually is.
The Poonies, a group of friends with no jobs, are being expelled from their house by a landlord who has been supposedly kidnapped. A treasure map leads these misfits to Sharon Mitchell, who is keeping the landlord tied up for some kinky live-in sex.
Anyway, Ginger Lynn appears, as advertised, in several sex scenes, so her followers won’t be disappointed. She does a nice, sensual dance before getting down with Heather Wayne and an unknowing stud. After masturbating, she does the ball trick and engages in three-way lesbian sex. And she appears in that closing orgy where the participants all climax, one after another.
Most of the love scene in The Poonies will raise your blood level. However, everything else here is second-rate, and nothing at all seems original or realistic. And we’re all getting tired or porn rip-offs of regular films that are shot-on-video and look nothing like the film they’re imitating.