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Rambone:

Released: Dec 01st, 1985
Running Time: 75
Director: Steve Mitchell
Company: Jack of Heart Production
Cast: Carol Cross, Danielle (I), Mai Lin
Critical Rating: A
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: A

Here's yet another in the seemingly endless rip-offs of successful mainstream motion pictures. If I were Sylvester Stallone, I would take out the old M-16 and shoot this cheaply made shot-on-video feature full of holes.

Jack Hammer is Rambone, deranged Vietnam vet who is sent back to the jungles. There he is instantly captured and tortured (so is the viewer) by non-attractive women, including Shabona Hunter. The entire lesser-known cast uses phony Russian accents which, after watching 20 minutes of this drivel, was enough to send me back to the jungle.

Rambone represents what is wrong with the porn industry. Obviously made just to make an easy buck, this is another instance where the viewer gets screwed, not the actors. And somewhere in Los Angeles, some producer is sitting around his office with some bimbo on his lap planning his next rip-off,laughing all the way to the bank. Avoid Rambone, and maybe —just maybe— someone will realize that this is NOT what porn-watchers want to see.


 

Related Content:

Jack of Heart Production
Carol Cross
Danielle (I)
Mai Lin
Steve Mitchell

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