This tape should come with a warming: Watching French Postcard Girls may cause viewers to get their lovebeads and granny glasses out of the closet and put The Fugs on the turntable.

This French import looks like it was made sometime in the early 1970's, what with its pseudo-psychedelic score, long-haired performers and artsy sexual couplings. It's bad Radley Metzger-gone-hardcore, despite the presents of late porn queen Tina Russell and slow motion photography.

Plotless, pointless, and totally tedious, French Postcard Girls gets an A ½ rating because some may find its wretchedness somewhat campy. Otherwise, it's "Amateur Night at the Eiffel Tower" all the way.