A movie that opens with a seduction in a weight room? What it this, schmutz for yuppies? I can just go to my regular morning workout if I want to see that.
The action soon shifts to another couple in a public park. The girl is afraid of going on the freeway but she has no compunction about giving head under the monkey bars. Perhaps a Freudian Darwinist could explain the deeper psychosexual messages that this scene is conveying.
Next up is a threesome that meets while flirting on the freeway. Rich-bitch Ginger likes to watch . . . but how long are we supposed to think that will last? We didn't start watching tapes yesterday, y'know?
This gives way to lezzie action, which of course, is always fun to watch. The sound effects here enhance the action greatly and the sex here is the wildest and loudest of any in the whole film.
After that we just go back to business as usual. You'll probably be bored also unless you like pictures that look like they were made in 1979. Make no mistake: Freeway Honey is a cheapie and you won't be too thrilled if you want more than a bunch of mechanical in and out.
By the way, if any of you out there are to sit through this and care to tell me just what the story line is supposed to be, drop me a line and you might win a prize. Remember, creativity and neatness count.