Released | Aug 31st, 1984 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Director | Drea (I) |
Company | JVP Video |
Cast | Kelly Nichols, Blossom Lei, Kristarrah Barrington, Tony Burke |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
“The name’s Bond… James Bond.” Ah, yes, ladies and gentlemen… the world of X-rated video will never be the same. In Formula 69, director Drea has captured the wit, suspense and even the visual effects of Ian Fleming novels-turned-movies and come up with a very sexy and funny satire.
Kelly Nichols, superb as Bond, bumbles around and finds herself in the sleazy world of two lust-crazed lesbians who want to take over the world; with all women becoming lesbian love-slaves and all men reduced to Shakespeare-quoting puppies. The horror increases with the invention of Formula 69 – the ultimate weapon.
This shot-on-video feature is very well produced. There’s a tremendous three-way lesbian scene with Nichols and our two villains that should not be missed. So for a good chuckle among writhing bodies, grab Formula 69 for all-around good-time. By the way, the world does get saved. Whew!