Released: Sep 01st, 1984
Running Time: 80
Director: Robert Houston
Cast: Annette Heinz, Brooke Fields, Joey Silvera, Herschel Savage, Cody Nicole, Lori Smith
Critical Rating: AA
In the constant effort to make the almighty dollar, some adult filmmakers will stoop so low that they can virtually perform fellatio on themselves. Trust me, video fans: that would probably be more entertaining than watching the story of Brooke Does College.
Brooke Does College is 80 minutes of a continuous bad joke. Brooke Fields (a.k.a. Blair Castle), a successful Hollywood actress, enters famous “State University” to expand her mind! During this attempt, Brooke joins the cheerleading squad and repeatedly answers the following question: dos anything cum between me and my Calvins? To answer this question would ruin the big “surprise” ending! So consider this a public serve announcement. Yes, it’s Herschel Savage.
Fortunately, there is some hot sex in Brooke Does College, making this film just bearable. Nasty Laurie Smith and beautiful Cody Nicole team up with handsome Joey Silvera in a fascinating threesome that leaves all the participants dripping in reproductive fluids.
The soundtrack of Brooke Does College sounds suspiciously like “Beat It.” Could you imagine if the real Brooke and Michael’s lawyers got together to view this masterpiece?
Which reminds me: I must ask Herschel Savage if he found Michael’s other glove?