Released: Jun 01st, 1984
Running Time: 80
Director: Robert Houston
Cast: Athena Star, Paul Thomas, Jean Silver, Michael Knight, Lorri Smith, Blair Castle, Jerry Butler, Annette Heinz
Critical Rating: AA
Here it is folks: the inevitable hardcore answer to that smash hit Porky's. Both flicks share an abundance of sophomoric humor and a plot that makes an episode of Three's Company see profound. But Piggy's does offer some sweaty, indulgent sexual action and a bevy of beautiful babes.
The hot honeys include luscious Lorri Smith who gives fantastic head to Jerry Butler in the backseat of a speeding car. Tall, buxom blonde Annette Heinz is the older woman who's as horny as hell, and manages to make love to every eligible male within her greedy grasp. She's an exasperating presence who wears out her welcome awfully fast.
Adorable Blair Castle shares the film's most inventive sexual scene with fast rising stud Michael Knight. It's a fantasy sequence that's stylish and hot and everything this dumb film's not. Finally, there's this cute German rock groupie named Magda (Athena Star). The only English this blonde bimbo knows is "ya, ya, I put out." Ha, ha, isn't that hilarious?
If you're searching for memorable characters, clever situations, snappy dialogue, and a whale of a good time, you're probably barking up the wrong tree. Piggy's is about as much fun as watching a pig in the poke all day long. Oink, oink ya' all.