Released: Nov 01st, 1983
Running Time: 90
Director: Leon Gucci
Company: Video X-Pix
Cast: Barbara Hauser, Copper Penny, Ron Jeremy, Tammy (I), Susan Howard, Louise Parsons, Spring Taylor, Barbara Samples, Chelsea Manchester, Brooke Bennet, Doug Hamilton
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Luscious sex and witty dialogue. Who could ask for anything more? Certainly, not I. C.T. (Coed Teasers), produced and directed by Leon Gucci, the man who brought the Erotic World of Lolita, Inside Jennifer Welles, and Inside Desiree Cousteau to the screen, could have easily been titled, “How I Spent My Summer Vacation.” And sex is how. For Gloria (Louisa Parsons), and her husband Richard (Doug Hamilton), what a summer it was!
As we learn in a letter Gloria writes to a friend, she and Richard spent a sex-fulfilled summer a camp for ‘wayward’ children. All ten of them. But it’s a summer she’ll never forget.
It seems that Gloria reads romantic novels and dreams of very active sex life. This disturbs Richard, but as she talks in her sleep, he accommodates her. “How can I say no to this woman?,” he implores to us early in the film. How, indeed. And Gloria may not know it, but what she thinks are her dreams, is actually happening to her. Too bad for her that she sleeps through most of it!
As Gloria accompanies Richard to camp, she is surprised to learn that it is full of little C.T.’s, and that doesn’t stand for counselors-in-training. For these C.T.’s know what they want and how to get it. And get it they do.
With a bunk of girls consisting of centerfolds Barbara Hauser, Tammy, the ever-popular Chelsea Manchester, Susan Howard, Brooke Bennet, and Barbara Samples, we know that there will be sex in abundance. And there is. These girls run around their bunk topless and otherwise. They masturbate over magazines and with each other. They seduce Richard. And they turn a raid by the boys into a rape by the girls. They’re always in charge.
Sex teems in this film, and it is all very, very good. In fact, the film can be broken into twelve sexual segments. The funny dialogue with the minimal, excellent acting are segue ways for the sex. It is done convincingly and helps make this a first-rate porn film that’s a pleasure to watch.
Now I come to the best part of the film: Ron Jeremy. Although only in a supporting role, (filmmakers take note: star this man!) he steals the film. And his scenes are by far the hottest and most stimulating. He plays Dr. Flip Burns and when he checks out Nurse Sandy Feelgood (Copper Penny), he makes sure she is qualified in every position.
Nurse number one, Miss Tidewell (Spring Taylor), has to leave because of nervous exhaustion. No wonder. When Gloria and Richard arrive at their bunk, she is tied up in the shower by the “animals” and has to be rescued. All of which remind Gloria of a book she read where a nurse was ravaged and raped. And with Richard’s help she demonstrates and recreates how the nurse was ravaged and raped. And with Richard’s help she demonstrates and recreates how the nurse was brutalized on Miss Tidewell. This becomes a ménage a trios where all are satisfied, and satisfying to watch.
As we soon see, Dr. Burns is a man who knows his job and likes it. He proves this when he walks in on Chelsea and bouncy, Barbara Hauser playing doctor. He shows them the equipment of a real physician, and again we are treated to a sensual delight. This is by far the most inventive scene in the film. Which is no easy feat considering how fresh and luscious each scene is.
While campers, doctor, nurse and Richard are playing, Gloria is consumed by the flow of passion around her. She decides to sunbathe in the nude and hence, falls asleep. While she wasn’t looking, three boys have followed. As she dreams, they fulfill her sleep-talking. A beautiful, wild and willing, albeit sleeping woman is every boy’s fantasy. While three boys make this every woman’s dream.
Nothing is typical about this cameo, so why should the last day be any different? It becomes a sexual free-for-all, where every fantasy Gloria ever had is made real. She can’t believe that for the first time, reality is better than her wildest dreams.
Actually, it’s more like Richard’s fantasies coming true, because before he can lay a finger on Gloria, he bids farewell to two very special campers. But when Richard and Gloria do get together in the playground – well, let’s just say you’ll never look at one the same way again.
A film like this is a welcome surprise. But it loses half a point because all but three of the sexual encounters are poorly dubbed. The same two voices are used for all the characters, and they are accompanied by awful groaning, slurping, smacking and sloshing noises. But if dubbing doesn’t bother you, then give this film four A’s.