Released: Jan 01st, 2004
Director: Rodney Moore
Distribution Companies: Exquisite Pleasures
Cast: Ander Page, Autumn Haze, Rodney Moore, Queeny
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The design of this disc is nothing to write home about, but it's definitely an original – and pretty amusing – idea. Basically, it gives you tips, provided by the three featured lovelies, on exactly what the title says. The most interesting feature is the one that lets you try out different pick-up lines on the girls to see which they'll respond to. With Ander Page, for instance, you can tell her she looks like Angelina Jolie (though it's altered slightly to "Angela" Jolie, for what reason we've got no clue), compliment her on her outfit, ask her if she's got a boyfriend or tell her you're conducting a survey about pick-up lines (hint: don't choose the latter).
The chances that you'll actually have better luck getting pussy once you're done with this disc (especially from chicks as hot as these) are slim, but we can all dream, can't we?