Released: May 03rd, 2007
Running Time: 101 Min.
Director: Daniel Dakota
Company: PHE INC
Cast: Carmen Luvana, Johnny Castle, Kayla Paige, Celina Cross, Tony DeSergio, Katie Morgan, Holly Morgan, Tommy Gunn, Jack Lawrence
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Studly firemen, cops and EMT’s “protect and service” sexy damsels in distress in this title, which riffs on the sex appeal of traditional masculine authority figures. These modern day versions of the heroic knight on a white horse take their sexual duties just as seriously as saving lives (or maybe they’re just taking advantage of the fact a gal can’t resist a man in uniform).
The opening scene is the most iconic, with Johnny Castle using his hose to put out Carmen Luvana’s fire, before tending to her burning apartment. Jack Lawrence is the handsome cop who saves Kayla Paige from a Scream-like stalker, Celina Cross gets her tonsils examined by Dr. Tony De Sergio, and Tommy Gunn helps his pupil Holly Morgan get an A in “wood shop.” Luvana returns to discipline her fellow hot secret service agent Katie Morgan in an all-girl scene.
Retailing: Should do pretty good business with female customers.