Released: Sep 01st, 1999
Running Time: 105
Director: Lizzy Borden
Company: Lizzy Borden
Distribution Companies: Extreme Associates
Cast: Lizzy Borden, Monique (I), Monique DeMoan, John Dough, Alana (I), Donita, Iroc, Luciano (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
If Extreme product moves well, this should sell based on the name alone
While technically suprior to Borden's House of Whores, S.I.D.S. (it stands for Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society -- can you say "stretch"?) is every bit as badly-pacd, with slightly better sex to redeem it. Weird when it tries to be funny, and funny when it tries to be hot, S.I.D.S. is an uncomfortable mix of the now-familiar Extreme themes of d.p.s and drug hallucinations.
The vid opens with Rob Black as a pregnant mother who passes out while sucking on "her" homemade crack pipe, and if you're shaking your head already, this tape definitely isn't for you. What follows is a series of rock-stupored sex fantasies, most of which have more style than substance. Volcanic Babe Alana's talents are wasted in the opener, an abortive d.p. with prime woodsman Luciano, and a primarily woodless second banana. When the limpmembered vagrant vanishes towards the end of the scne, leaving Luciano to pound the daylights out of Alana's ass, you finally get a glimmer of what this delicously natural blonde is capable of.
The rest of the tape follows suit, with each scene basically failing to deliver on its potential. A clown-faced Iroc and slightly sultry Monique DeMoan underperform in their respective anals, and even hot bitch Monique (the other one) looks like she isn't having the best time. The following scene is interesting only for the freakshow aspect of Donita and her frightening mams, leaving the last scene to provide any real fire. Unfortunately, the only prson getting fucked in this scne is a guy, but Alana and director Borden really seem to get off on plowing his ass.
Oh, and for those who might be concerned over Rob Black bearing childre, have no fear -- he self-aborts at the end of the tape.